DANNY BROWN’S TOP EIGHT XXX BOASTS

8. The Shakespeare of sixteens, dipping my ink pen/ They made a sculpture of me but my dick was too thin

7. Risks I take, you’ll swear I had balls the size of beanbags

6. My baby mama a hood rat, but now I gots me a model

5. Sent ya bitch a dick pic and now she need glasses

4. Laughing at you peasants cause my penmanship is excellent

3. Never learned to rap, always knew how

2. The flow can make Gandhi grab the burner and shoot shit/ Rhymes that’ll make the pope wanna get his dick sucked/ Have the Virgin Mary doing lines in the pickup/ Make Sarah Palin deep throat til she hiccup

1. The way the way these bitches on my cock/ You’d swear it was 1985 and Teen Wolf just dropped/ And my name was Michael J. Fox/ But my name is Danny Brown/ I got some weed in my sock

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